Jack Benny makes a landmark appearance on the series. This is not
your typical Suspense episode.
It not one that would be
considered as one of the top 10 or most exciting, perhaps. It holds
a beloved and distinct
place in
Suspense history,
a highly entertaining sidebar for
the program. It showed both
Benny’s stature and that
of Suspense as
a successful radio franchise.
The
production does
not take itself too seriously, but it does not
squander an
opportunity for a notable production, either.
This combination is a celebration of the medium, their respective
reputations, to the
delight of both show’s audiences. It
is a marvelously written script by Richard-George Pedicini,
prepared especially for Benny at the request of Elliott Lewis, fits
his subtle comedic skills and his public persona.
This
is Jack Benny’s first of
four appearances
on the series. A
newspaper story, likely developed
by CBS publicity to
promote the series that
was made available a few weeks later,
explains
how Benny came to the show:
After
Dennis Day played a bank teller turned bandit, Jack Benny called up
Elliott Lewis, and asked “What's the matter with me?” A few weeks
later, Jack was on Suspense
himself,
a piano tuner who found $25,000 in his kit.
Day’s
appearance was in Christmas
for Carole.
In
that same news story, Lewis’ approach to casting guest
stars
was described:
About
fifty
per cent of
the time
he selects
the script first
and then sets
out to find a star who will
be right for
it. Occasionally,
when a star asks to do a show, he'll order a
script
especially tailored.
Richard-George
Pedicini
was recruited
to create this script especially for Benny. A
recording of Pedicini
talking about the
process
and the experience of working with Benny is available.
It is on the same page at the Internet
Archive as
the episode,
available for download or streaming.
The
Pedicini
comments
were part of
a 1996 installment of the
Los Angeles radio program
Same
Time, Same Station
hosted
by
collectors John and Larry Gassman and also
included classic
radio enthusiast and researcher Keith Scott as
a guest.
(Pedicini
and Scott had become friends in Australia when Pedicini retired
there; Scott is a native Australian.)
CBS
was promoting the appearance a full month before the broadcast date.
In
the publicity for the broadcast,
the CBS press release had a description
and a quote:
Jack
Benny, convinced that 39
is
still young enough to launch a new career... “I'm afraid if I
confine myself to comedy roles much longer, I'll be in
danger of being typed.”
Benny
plays “Hercules
Remington” [just
a marvelous name that Pedicini created]. He’s a
harassed piano tuner whose troubles begin when he finds a bag
containing
$25,000. (That’s
more
than $300,000 in US$2024!).
Remington’s
story
begins
on a crowded New
York City subway
where he accidentally swaps his bag containing his
piano-tuning
tools for a look-alike
one
containing bundles of crisp, ten dollar bills. He
leaves the train for his destination and when he gets there, he
realizes the mistake. His
first impulse is to keep
the money.
The
cash is
obviously not his, so the desire to surrender the money
to the police and
do the right thing gets
into his
conscience.
He’s had nothing but tough luck all his life, he figures, and this
must be a happy
stroke
of fate
to
turn things around.
He
starts to rationalize why he should keep it. His
wife, who
would like the better life it might provide,
tells him that he must give the money back. His uncle, living with
them since the 1939 World’s Fair, suggests he should keep it. It’s
clear that the uncle does not have the best of moral scruples, and
you suspect the uncle has plans to take some of it for himself one
day.
Hercules’
dreams of luxury are soon shattered. He
gets
a telephone call from a man who identifies himself as the holder
of the bag. He
located Remington from the address tag attached to it. The
caller has the
piano tools and Hercules has the money, and
that means a swap will happen, with subtle “I know where you live”
threat about the money.
The caller
demands that Hercules meet him at a deserted spot that very
night
to return it,
and
he
will
give Hercules
his bag of tools.
Remington
goes to the location,
but the man is dead, and Remington’s tuning hammer is alongside the
body! Now
what?
Joe
Kearns does a fine job playing Remington’s shady uncle who keeps
insisting that the money, stolen from a post office, be kept. It just
so happens he has a perfect hiding place for it. Kearns
and Benny had a well-practiced acting relationship since Kearns
played “Ed,” the guard of Benny’s underground vault on Benny’s
show, as well as many other roles. Lewis
made sure to cast the performance with people Benny was comfortable
and confident working with. Using
RadioGoldindex, Kearns and Bea Benederet
(who
plays Mrs. Remington) each appeared on the Benny show more than one
hundred times, and likely even more.
One
of Remington’s special gifts is that
he has
an ear for music tones, and he can associate any
real-life
noise with its place on the musical scale. It’s
called absolute or perfect pitch. Most people who have the gift are
best when the sound is from a musical instrument. But Remington’s
gift seems to be extra special as
it applies to everyday noises.
After
hearing a noise, he will blurt out what that tone is.
The
end of
the broadcast
includes
the
Benny violin theme
and
a joke about his penny-pinching. The
character he was known for
never
wanted
to spend money, not even at a pay phone. The
Pedicini interview indicates that it was Elliott Lewis who suggested
this amusing
ending
for the story, which
Jack loved.
There
are other jokes, such as a policeman complaining about having to work
on a Sunday. That
was the
broadcast
day
of
Benny’s
own show.
The
drama content of this episode was recorded on Monday,
March
19, 1951. Rehearsals
started at 1:30pm with the recording beginning at 6:30pm.
Larry
Thor of Broadway
is My Beat
plays a NY police lieutenant in
this performance. His
name is “Joe” in
this episode.
Lewis cast Thor as a cop often on Suspense
since
he was also producer of Broadway
is My Beat. It’s
somewhat of a running joke.
The
original
working title “Murder in F Sharp.” G-flat
and F-sharp are the same notes, but there may be other reasons for
the change. Classic
radio researcher and performer Patte
Rosebank
offered some observations about the title. The first reason could be
greater familiarity among non-musicians with the musical term “flat.”
She notes that most
people who sing off-key tend to sing “flat,” not quite reaching
the note. It's rarer for someone to sing “sharp,” slightly above
the note. She
also wondered
if the title
could was
changed because “sharp”
could be a tip-off to the importance of the knife to the solution of
the story.
Patte
also mentioned that “flat”
has
another meaning. It can
also refer to a piece of theatrical scenery made of a painted board
or of painted canvas stretched over a wooden frame. What
does the evil uncle pull down from the funhouse as
a place to hide the money?
A board that is
a scenery flat.
Benny’s
success and importance in the
radio
era
can’t
be overestimated. An overview of his incredible career is at
Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Benny
There
are numerous books about him and the series.
The
International Jack Benny Fan Club is an outstanding organization that
has vast information resources, much of it developed by
their own
carefully directed
initiatives.
They
have interviews with cast and production staff members, collections
of photos, and numerous other sights and sounds that any Benny fan,
new or old, would find of great interest. They
have on-line conventions for their members and classic radio
enthusiasts and researchers. The
organization is a tax-exempt IRS 501(c)(3) charitable entity.
https://jackbenny.org/wp/
LISTEN
TO THE PROGRAM or download in FLAC or
mp3
https://archive.org/details/TSP510405
THE CAST
JACK BENNY (Hercules Remington), Bea Benaderet (Martha), Joe
Kearns (Signature Voice / Herman), Jack Kruschen (Boiler), Larry Thor
(Lieutenant), Paul Frees (Baldy), Clayton Post (Sergeant / Clerk)
COMMERCIAL: Bert Holland (Hap), Harlow Wilcox (Announcer), Sylvia
Simms (Operator)
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Classic
radio collector and researcher, and international performer Keith
Scott appeared on the podcast Yesteryear
Ballyhoo Revue,
hosted
by Zach Eastman. That
interview included
a discussion about
Benny and Suspense.
It
is
excerpted
and
is available
at
the same page as the broadcast recording. The
full
conversation was held as an
event
of the The
4th Annual Jack Benny Convention
(2024).
The
excerpt is from an unedited version of that
conversation. The official final
video
recording is at
https://youtu.be/FG0PG8ugc60
The
full version
of the conversation
was on the Eastman podcast and can be accessed at
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/yesteryear-ballyhoo-revue/id1540142449?i=1000650072978
Eastman’s
podcast
about
movies and entertainment can
be found at
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